From Tarpeena, South Australia

Tarpeena Tales

Malcolm's occasional dispatches from country life – cycling the pines, home brew, darts, dogs, family visits and the odd adventure further afield.

Volume 4 2021 –

Volume 3 2011 – 2012

Volume 2 2009 – 2010

29 Mar 2009

Autumn

Although , with this stupid extended daylight saving, it is hard to throw the covers off and dress to go to take Banjo for a run in the morning, the…

5 Apr 2009

April Showers

Daylight saving has ended at last - Banjo and I were getting annoyed at waking up at 6.30 and having total darkness so unable to ride through the…

28 Apr 2009

Stormy Weather

I was looking at the rain on the weekend and seeing the tanks overflowing for the first time since late last year and I got to thinking how rain can…

19 May 2009

In The News

The Skate Park at Tarpeena has been planned to go on the oval just in front of our place and I have a bit of a battle with the council in trying to…

24 Sep 2009

Darts Windup

End of Darts Season Last Monday we held the windup up dinner for the East Enders darts team ,of which I am the Captain, Secretary and Treasurer, at…

12 Jan 2010

Christmas And All That

Tarpeena Tales Christmas and all that Much to our surprise the family was altogether at Christmas and the carport enclosure was put to good use with…

19 Aug 2010

Tassie Wedding

Tasmanian Surprise Nuran and I flew to Launceston to stay a night with Jim and Cilla and then, it was said, a night with Cilla's parents in Smithton…

14 Sep 2010

Spring

Spring in Tarpeena At last the pine pollen has disappeared from the air , washed away by the rains we have been having lately and the only reminder…

14 Nov 2010

Port Lincoln Trip

Port Lincoln Birthday I fancied oysters on my birthday and they grow them in South Australia near Port Lincoln so, never having been there, it seemed…

15 Nov 2010

Mildura without a camera ()

To Mildura without a Camera How many times do you depart on a trip going through your mind what you may have left behind only to find out when it's…

Volume 1 2005 – 2007

20 Nov 2005

Tarpeena Tales 1

You wonder, well I do anyway, the meaning of life when as you cycle along the back roads of Tarpeena musing only of the beauty of physical action on…

23 Nov 2005

Tarpeena Tales 2

Well the new camera has arrived and is proving to be a doddle to work. The only drawback being that it doesn’t have a flash so its use is limited to…

1 Dec 2005

Tarpeena Tales 3

It was a perfect evening yesterday and surrounded by citronella candles we could enjoy the balmy evening of a type which occur all too infrequently…

9 Dec 2005

Tarpeena Tales 4

This is the friendly season, the flies are very friendly- driving people mad- and every one seems to be waving at you but I think they are flapping…

11 Dec 2005

Tarpeena Tales 5

Nothing changes, it repeats itself in every generation and the only thing that is new is the people. I am reading a history of Tarpeena and back in…

18 Dec 2005

Tarpeena Tales 6

You have to have some bad days to appreciate fully the good ones in fact if you only had good ones you wouldn’t even know they were good until you…

Tarpeena Tales 7

The so called silly season has come and gone but I reckon it’s only silly if you don’t enjoy the festivity and the extra company that arrives at that…

Tarpeena Tales 8

Like most Poms I enjoy a drive in the country so taking that to the extreme Nuran and I drove over to see Jim and Angela (and their two dogs) in…

Tarpeena Tales 9

There is an old Pommy song, “I do like to be beside the sea side, Oh I do like to be beside the sea etc.,” well I am an old Pom but generally…

Tarpeena Tales 10

Yesterday, as I was strolling through the Pines,I thought how wrong the prophet was to promise all those martyrs 40 virgins, transient pleasure only…

Tarpeena Tales 11

The reason we have retired is that it makes it easier for our sons to summon us when they need help. So it was with gay hearts that we answered…

Tarpeena Tales 12

No matter how you plan a baby they come in their own good time so it was with young Julian, the latest addition to the family. Nuran and I were…

21 Mar 2006

Tarpeena Tales 13

Today was our wedding anniversary, 35 years, and during this time Nuran and I have agreed on most things only mostly at different times. It just goes…

6 Apr 2006

Tarpeena Tales 14

I was thinking today, whilst belting along on my bike, dodging potholes and puddles how life is a bit like learning to ride Now not only was I a slow…

27 Apr 2006

Tarpeena Tales 15

Well there are some things that suddenly bring home to you that you are in fact OLD. The first was when I carked it after a late night visit to the…

6 Jul 2006

Tarpeena Tales 16

Retirement would be great if all it meant was lazing around watching TV playing with grandchildren and sampling the delights of both my home brew and…

27 Aug 2006

Tarpeena Tales 17

It's generally pretty quiet around Tarpeena on the weekends, more so since the local footy club have been unable to raise a team, but the place was…

7 Sep 2006

Tarpeena Tales 18

Nothing happens in Tarpeena but a lot happens close by. Firstly we lost the final game of the dart season by the odd set and that meant we were edged…

26 Oct 2006

Tarpeena Tales 19

Some of you who look forward to my Tarpeena Tales are probably wondering why I have been so slack in writing them of late. Well it's because of my…

7 Nov 2006

Tarpeena Tales 20

That's it, then. Just like a drunk who has given it up, Just like a smoker who has given it up, Just like a Geelong supporter who should give it up,…

5 Jan 2007

Tarpeena Tales 21

I was going to write a Tarpeena Tales to tell you all what our Christmas was like. But I just didn't have time. I was going to tell you all how nice…

30 Jan 2007

Tarpeena Tales 22

Life is like a black dog. Black dog you may ask but that is what we have, two black dogs, and I was walking in the Pines with them when they…

19 Jun 2008

Tarpeena Tales 23

When I went to England for Mum's funeral I wrote my last letter to Mum as an eulogy which was read out at the ceremony along with something Stephen…